The Holy Empire of Guamanian Republic is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Presedente Archbishop Antonió Carbullido with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 995 million CHamorros love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hagatna. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming CHamorro economy, worth 99.2 trillion Gold-Standard Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,675 Gold-Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, CHamorro novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Presedente Archbishop Antonió Carbullido, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guamanian Republic's national animal is the Ko'ko' bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Guamanian Republic is ranked 22,388^th in the world and 886^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.